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-1 Timothy 4:12

Don’t let anyone think less of you because you are young. Be an example to all believers in what you say, in the way you live, in your love, your faith, and your purity.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

heres a random conversation between me (jaron) and ben chambers

B Lemons sing in the tub while goats tell jokes on the plane on the ground in the spring

J dogs enjoy watering the blue lasagna plates while the cow eat mice.

B ten thousand teddy bears brush there teeth with okra leaves

J but the stuffed pickles cried tears of orange juice.

B true but melted lolly pops fly on drowning hogs losing the race

J only if the jellied cat had there tails shaved with shark feet.

B also tie die monkeys use the guitar eating salamanders for the rodeo.

J yea, that must be why the fat elephants don’t enjoy the doughnuts that were dipped in pickle juice.

B bash there weasely skulls right in, its weasel stomping day hey!

J so is this the part were the squid joins the circus?????????

B tell me whyd I have to go and get myself decapitated it’s a major inconvenience and I really hate it.

J its because the earth spins clockwise so you never realy eat your toast.

B hey this Anakin guy maybe Vader someday later now he’s jut a small fry ohhh this Anakin guy saying soon im gona be a jedi

J vut vas dat??? Only the daiseys in the gas tank can sing.

B logs pass gas running to finish the race that never existed while llamas zap enormous frogs

J but the falling turtles turned pink at the sight of the aligator cooking enchiladas!!!!

B time to go wolly whopper

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I kind of worry about you guys.

Anonymous said...

go see a theripist! SORRY!!!

Anonymous said...

MISS YA!!!!-->pete

Missy said...

How do y'all come up with that stuff? It baffles me!

~MW~

The Pookie said...

"The Queen is not amused"

Anonymous said...

The King is Amused.

~MW~

Anonymous said...

I got bit by our squirrel today! She was sitting on my knee while I was doing physics this morning. I was feeding her some walnuts out of my hand. When I ran out of nuts I started to pull my hand away, I guess she thought there were still some nuts in there, so she jumped onto my hand and bit the fire out of my index finger! I yelled so loud! It really hurt. Started bleeding all over the place. I got it all cleaned up and put some oil of cajeput (the most powerful germ killer known to man) on it, so hopefully I won't get rabies or anything. I'm not to worried though, even though I'm not vaccinated for anything at all.

The Pookie said...

Off with his (the Kings) head!!!

Anonymous said...

What a nasty day!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Can we play gloveball tomorrow at the McMinns when we get there. Ya'll can't play till we get there, we're coming late because we have certain family obligations if you know what I mean.

Anonymous said...

nasty is an understatement. Its not gunna be at the McMinns tomarrow its been changed and its just gunna be at the church building. I ould suggest bringing some to do indoors...

What happened to the Squirrel? Did it live?

JC

The Pookie said...

Ha! Yeah, she's still alive....

The Pookie said...

barely....

Lil' said...

Why just barely?

The Pookie said...

If she'd stayed around much longer, who knows what John would have done to her :)